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Stuff yer Bing Crosby up yer arse

By TeamRock

published 14 December 2015

Xmas playlists for the seriously anti-social, slightly twisted or wannabe-Antipodean…

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Put that copy of Now That’s What I Call Christmas in the bin. THIS is Xmas music you can actually bear to listen to…

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