As you already know, there is one metric fuck-ton of kickass content on Metal Hammer and last week was no exception. We had Lemmy, System Of A Down, moshing toddlers, bad Photoshopping and loads more!
Sorry FFDP, Crue, Pistols... Lemmy is a bigger rockstar than you
This is a metal song played on one fret
Why I stopped listening to Phil Collins and learned to love metal
Hummers, Dope And Double Albums: Inside System Of A Down
An illustrated history of the pentagram in heavy metal
EODM Hughes says murdered fans tried to save pals
Nightwish: Bands that mimic us make no sense to me
Badly Photoshopping Abbath into historical events