Soap in the likeness of black metal stars is the best thing you'll see today

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The distinctive corpse paint stylings of Abbath, King Diamond and assorted members of Mayhem have been converted into soap designs – oh, and don't forget your pentagram soap dish

King Diamond in soap form
(Image credit: CorpsePaintSoaps)

Camay. Pears. Palmolive. Irish Spring. These are decent soaps, but they all have one major flaw in common: they're just not very metal, are they?

Well, thanks to one visionary internet entrepreneur, the days of civilian soap are over. Online Etsy shop CorpsePaintSoaps has released a series of soaps in the likeness of the world's favourite black metal stars and it's safe to say we're borderline obsessed. If you need more convincing about their metal credentials, the shop has been endorsed by one Dani Filth himself. 

The soaps come available in King Ov Hell, Seregor, King Diamond, Dani Filth, Hubbath (as well as a Heart-Eyed Hubbath design, because why not), Euronymous, Dead and Abbath designs. Mayhem and King Ov Bath sets are available. There are also suitably kvlt pentagram soap dishes on which to display your pieces, lest anyone assume you simply have a penchant for weird-looking pandas. 

You could say these soaps are perfect for when you're taking a-bath... 

We'll get our coats. 

Browse the full range on CorpsePaintShops or check out some of the designs in the gallery below. 

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corpse paint soaps
(Image credit: CorpsePaintSoaps)

Abbath in soap form

Briony Edwards
Briony Edwards

Briony is the Editor in Chief of Louder and is in charge of sorting out who and what you see covered on the site. She started working with Metal Hammer, Classic Rock and Prog magazines back in 2015 and has been writing about music and entertainment in many guises since 2009. Her favourite-ever interviewee is either Billy Corgan or Kim Deal. She is a big fan of cats, Husker Du and pizza.