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If you think we’ve moved on from the days when a rock band could mine dick jokes for an album’s worth of material, then welcome to Adelaide, buster.

Aussie Motorheadbangers Meatbeaters serve up nearly a dozen face-melting odes to their own sexual prowess. And it’s fucking awesome.

Came from the sky like a 747. Classic Rock’s least-reputable byline-grabber since 2003. Several decades deep into the music industry. Got fired from an early incarnation of Anal C**t after one show. 30 years later, got fired from the New York Times after one week. Likes rock and hates everything else. Still believes in Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction, against all better judgment.