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Portuguese puke-blooze duo belch up a weekend’s worth of bile on this spectacularly primitive mash-up of Satan and Bo Diddley.

This is a concept album, incidentally, as song titles like Hello, Hellmet, and Hellga might suggest. Nobody said it was a good concept, man. I like it, though. It’s like a black eye: painful but cool.

Came from the sky like a 747. Classic Rock’s least-reputable byline-grabber since 2003. Several decades deep into the music industry. Got fired from an early incarnation of Anal C**t after one show. 30 years later, got fired from the New York Times after one week. Likes rock and hates everything else. Still believes in Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction, against all better judgment.